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This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
The Mystery Spot hallway!
In true isaqueer spirit we waited until move-out day to take pictures with it
Of course by then it was too late to buy a blacklight
(lighting problems always happen on move-out day)
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
every villain is lemons
And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.
And now: The Weather.
Hey, everyone! c: So I was recently a vendor at the lovely Sherlock event gridlockdc, and I have prints left over from my table~ So I thought it’d be really fun to do a little giveaway with some extras!
First things first, the rules:
- Must be following me! (Give gridlockdc a follow, too!)
- Reblog as many times as you like! Just be mindful of your followers dashboards, of course.
- No giveaway blogs. I’ll be checking!
- I will ship anywhere in the world!
- Be sure to have your ask box OPEN! That way I can contact you!
- If a winner does not respond within 3 days, I will choose another winner!
- Winner will be chosen by a random number generator.
But how many winners ARE THERE, Saki?!
- There will be two winners!
- First Prize Winner gets 5 prints of their choice!
- Second Prize Winner gets the remaining 5 left over!
Now for the print prizes! Apologies for the pictures poor iPhone quality. So here’s a list of the prints with a link to the digital version so your eyes can get a better look at detail! All of my prints are 8.5inx11in on thick photo paper!
Giveaway Ends SEPTEMBER 31st @ Midnight EST!
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Where is 12?
Map of World Mythology
Whaddaya think, guys?
Simple, but pretty!
I’ve saved this since March to post.
So I got done with the new Night Vale….
Steve Carlsberg broke my heart in his monologue.
It admirable about him wanting to teach Janice what he knew, because all fathers want their daughters to go into the world thinking for themselves and not to do what society tells them is right.
He wanted her to ask questions and get to know the world she lived in better.
Even if that meant everybody hating him.
Even his daughter.
I raise my soda bottle to you Steve Carlsburg!
You are a great father and a great man!
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life